We pulled into this hotel with optimism. It was cheap, and our expectations were within reason of this fact. It was actually IN a TA truckstop! We opened our room to find that it was the UGLIEST room, we've ever seen...The housecleaning person or the last tenant had left a nasty styrofoam coffee cup on the desk to start off with, and the carpet hadn't seen a cleaning since the 2nd world war. The walls had what looked to be hatchet/screwdriver holes in it, boogers on the wall of the bathroom and the shower was so disgusting I wanted to tie bags around my feet to get in it. The smell was interesting, it was a cross between body odor and cheese doodles. The TV had a green tinge, and the remote didn't work, and when the lights went out, I could swear I could hear scattering across the floor under the beds.
On the way home we made jokes about not finding a dead hooker in the bed (though we didn't look) and made references to the movie "Four Rooms", as it was comparable to our stay. The next morning we felt as though they should have paid US for completing the night in their hotel, and $70 dollars later we were on our way with only 4 hours of sleep between ALL THREE OF US!